*E N T E R - A T - Y O U R - O W N - R I S K*

Hello,
My name you ask? Shelly-Moon! And today I'll be your tour guide and/or teacher telling you what you should say. And what you shouldn't say "When Meeting Vegeta". A very disturbed sayain, and being so the smallest thing could get on his nurves and cause him to... well ----kill you. Sad to say but true (And once again I say it "poor Trunks". Now let's begin shall we? Why don't we start off with the "Don'ts" Follow me and please pay close attention...

When Meeting Vegeta You Should Never Say...
1. Why are you such a jerk?!
2. Get a hair cut buddy!
3. Goku is so much more talented than you'll ever be~!^^
4. Are you sure you and Trunks are related?
5. I don't know where Trunks inherrited his good looks from with such an UGLY father like you!
6. I hate your hair! - Let me cut it for...
7. Doesn't that hat get heavy carrying it around on your head all day long? - Your hair? Ooops my bad! hehehehe^^
8. Why are you such a stick in the mud?
9. I'm taller than you are! I'M TALLER THAN YOU ARE!
10. You are one UGLY look'in dude.
11. You are one UGLY man...
12. Why in the world did Bulma ever marry you?
13. If you looked into a mirror, chances are you'd kill yourself.
14. Are you gay?
15. Why do you suck so much?
16. You suck!
17. You have the brain power of someone without a brain.
18. Do you have to go around wearing a paper bag on your head all day, so as not to scare everyone?
19. Is it true you really dress up in pretty pink dresses, dance around the room, and play with frily things all while singing "I feel pretty"?
20. Whoa! What the heck is that thing on your head!??!!! -Oh it's your hair?
21. What does your hair look like under that ugly hat, are you bald? oooohhhh I get it thats your hair, my bad. -From-(roni)

When Meeting Vegeta It's Never A Bad Idea To Say...
1. Kakarot sucks hard core!
2. Your hair is soo cool~!
3. You are one good look'in guy!
4. Your such a good looking man I even made up a song for you! -Where there's a crime going out, all the cute girls shout get the good look'in guy! Where there's a crime over there, he's gonna come his hair, cause he's the good look'in guy!
5. How do you stay in such great shape?
6. Of corse I hate Trunks! What kind of a freak of nature wouldn't?
7. Your right - your too good for Bulma!
8. Your so smart Vegeta!
9. I wish I were more like you Veggie-chan^^.
10. The world would be a perfect place if everyone acted like you Vegeta!
11. Now that's what I call a true saiyan!
12. You are so much more talented than Kakarot will ever be!
13. You rock!

*M O R E - C O M I N G - S O O N*
(It's harder to think up good qualities about Vegeta than it is bad ones)~^^!

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