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| Age: 14 | From: Catorama, FL |
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Hi, I'm Kit (Kitten) KaliKo! Welcome to the Meow Monthly Madness! I'm an American Shorthair and I know what cats like me want...Fish, Love, Independence, and a Scratching Post! (With your name on it!)
News: The Scratch-Off instant winners are Angel HouseCat and Candy Caramel!
KittiKibble will introduce the new flavor of cat food--Fish n' Flamingos-a sure hit in Florida!
Kit KaliKo found her mixed-breed heritage-she's part Calico and part Spots.
The catnapping kidnapper was caught this morning and turned out to be Dogbreath, the Subway restuarant janitor.
A dog slave rebellion occurred last night injuring a Siamese and an Angora.
A riot took place at the Catnip Cradle Bar after a drugged Huskey dog bit a Himalayn female.
New leash law for dogs has passed!
Mrs. Milker, a Spots, gave birth to twins this morning, A white female (Frosty), and a black male (Chowder).
Friskey Pyles and Oreo Stout are engaged to wed in June.
Mummified cat found in Egypt!
Tink reaches the "Ripe Old Age"...she's over 40!
Snickers and Junior won the meowing contest in Meows, Ohio last week.
Felix Fizz had cyber-babies yesterday-a litter of 10. The smallest one, CySpot, almost fizzled out but was revived by a RoboVet.
Princess finally learns a new trick.
Kittens learn times tables, says a local Snarling teacher.
Dog cloned-Cat civilians outraged.
Friskey Pyles adopts Jasmine as daughter.
Dusty & Patches have finally shared the ladder.
Miss Belle catches the world's biggest mouse. It weighed in at 3 pounds, 6 ounces.
Blackjack's latest purr has been rated a 7.5 on the Richter Scale-YIKES!
Chester's identity remains unknown to his owner.
Spooky got her tongue stuck to the ice in the pool!
Tammy Benge is mistaken for a stuffed animal.
THIS SPACE FOR RENT
House for sale: Condo, blue carpet, rooms 2.5 by 3 feet. 1 Litter box, and purrfect neighbors!Call 987-6543 area code: 210
Adds: 4 sale-dog-used. FREE
Antique catnip for sale-$500 firm.
Wanted: Fisher who won't eat fish-pays 5 seagulls per hour.
See you next issue! 
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